Horoscopes: Issue 23 2025

Horoscopes: Issue 23 2025

Pisces
Try to be present this week. You're exhausted and that makes it easy to check out. But your friends have put a lot of effort into seeing you and checking up on your wellbeing, so don't do them dirty by being uninterested in their lives.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Victoria Beckham pizza

Libra
Food isn't just something that stops you from being hungry, it is fuel for your day. Make sure you're getting in your 5+ a day, because we all know you love to smash back a couple of packs of two-minute noodles.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: 100 bag of chicken nuggets

Aries
It's finally time – time to change your goddamn sheets. They are getting so crusty and musty that they are negatively affecting the general smell of your bedroom. Ain't no one gonna want to get in the sack with you if there are toast crumbs.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Deep fried camembert

Sagittarius
This week you will see a lot of dogs. Take every dog as a sign that you are on the right road to get to your dream end goal. 
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: John Candy pizza

Aquarius
Get in touch with nature, and not just the Botans. Go out and explore the parts of Ōtepoti that you have never seen before. Your time in Dunedin will be over before you even know it and that is going to get you down, so make sure that you aren't left wondering what parts of Dunedin are like.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Danny DeVito pizza

Scorpio
You have been putting a lot of work into a secret project and this week you will find out how you've been doing. Celebrate hard if it goes well, but in the case it flops don't get yourself too down. Not everyone can succeed.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: M&M Triple Choc Cookie pizza

Cancer 
Not all love is lost. While you feel like you have lost a relationship with someone you love very much, really the relationship is just changing and catching up with where you are in your journey.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Lemon pepper wedges

Leo
You think that money will chase you, but it won't. Right now the bank account is looking a little sparse and you might need to think before you tap your card for the next few weeks.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Tom Hanks pizza

Capricorn
Maybe drink a little less. I’m not your mum but the stars have told me you enjoy the drink a little too much…
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Jack Black pizza

Taurus
You're a raging bull this week; everything you want seems to finally be within reach. Take what you can but don't bowl through others to get there. 
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Salt & pepper squid

Virgo
Virgo, the past month has been tough. Around every corner seemed to be a wall, ready to stop you in your tracks. A hug or 12 is just what the doctor ordered in this situation.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Oprah pizza

Gemini
Gemini’s are talkative and social creatures, and this week you are the stereotype. Your calendar is full to the brim with 21sts, engagement parties, book launches and everything in between. Make comfy shoes your number one priority when getting dressed this week.
Your Biggie’s Pizza Order: Nigella pizza

This article first appeared in Issue 23, 2025.
Posted 5:46pm Sunday 21st September 2025 by The Orb.