Horoscopes: Issue 22 2025

Horoscopes: Issue 22 2025

Pisces
Burnout is imminent. Try stop it before it happens otherwise the rest of your year is probably wharked. Try getting a good sleep schedule, or a good energy drink regimen to help bring a bit more energy into your life.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “leshgo” for “rehekō”

Libra
Indecision is holding you back. Either take the leap or get off of the cliff and let someone else jump. Waiting at the edge only makes people want to push you off more.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “mate” for “mete” 

Aries
You have the momentum for real change, but not everyone is going to have the same speed or precision with their decisions and you may have to power forward without them. Remember life is circular and you'll find them again when the time is right.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Say “pai ana” when someone asks how you are 

Sagittarius
Wow, you are the most secure in your decisions you have felt your entire life, everything is starting to pan out nicely. It's okay to brag when things are going great for you, you're the one who put in all the hard mahi.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “yea true” for “pono”

Aquarius
Last week was tough, but don't let yourself relax too much over the hump. Procrastination is going to be the death of you. Also, maybe cut back on some of the other bad habits you are starting to form.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “breatha” for “pirīta”

Scorpio
You're feeling a little bit silly this week. Use the fun energy to get your friends and flatmates excited to go out, maybe even pay to get into the Chinese Gardens. This might be the last time you are all free for the rest of the year.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “see ya” for “ka keetz” 

Cancer 
This week you Cancers are riddled with big emotions, and it's okay to let yourself feel those emotions, just try not to drown in feelings like guilt and loss. It's not worth letting all things good go, just because something hōhā happened.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “oh my gosh” for “auē!”

Leo
You have something someone close to you wants really bad. In this situation a sharing Leo is not necessarily the best Leo. Be a little selfish and keep this one close to your chest.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “dunno” for “aeranau”

Capricorn
You’re really stressing a lot of people out this week. Your energy has been all over the place and those around you are feeling the brunt of it. Try to be a little more aware of your surroundings and a little less aware of how you look. 
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “holy heck” for “hika!”

Taurus
Taurus, you are craving routine and normality. Don't worry, you're going to get it but try to keep your head above the blankets at least a little bit. While you hide in the comfort of your flat, everyone else is out there tackling the world.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “boyfriend/girlfriend” with “poiwherene/keowherene” 

Virgo
Usually your attention to detail is a positive factor in your life. This time, focus on the bigger picture and not just the tiny speck of life that is right in front of your face.
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “see you later” for “tīu reita” 

Gemini
You’re thriving, and you know it. Just don’t make it everyone else’s problem. Not every flat dinner needs to become your personal TED Talk about the highlights of your day. 
Tō Wero Reo Māori: Swap “nah yeah” for “nāeā”

This article first appeared in Issue 22, 2025.
Posted 12:06pm Monday 15th September 2025 by The Orb.