Pisces
Flat drama is brewing like the cups of Earl Grey left in your kitchen. Try to stay out of the way of the crossfire and lock yourself in your room or the library.
Microwave meal to make: Mixed chicken and beef two minute noodles
Libra
A hazy, dreamy cloud shrouds you this week. Life feels like a shoegaze music video and you can hardly get your tasks done. But you don’t give a fuck. This lack of anxiety is a dramatic change from your usual pedantic self. Bask in it.
Microwave meal to make: Cup-A-Soup
Aries
This week your caffeine intake is going to sky rocket to a problematic level. But this is directly proportional to how much work for last semester you have left till the very last minute. Try to work on setting realistic expectations with yourself, and don't have a heart attack.
Microwave meal to make: Leftover butter chicken
Sagittarius
Post-break, you are feeling restless. A week off has given you a taste of freedom and you’re ready to get out of the city. Instead of scrolling Skyscanner in your lectures, settle for booking the bus to Queenstown.
Microwave meal to make: Popcorn
Aquarius
You're torn between allowing yourself to be a social butterfly or studious (like you probably should). This week’s balance tips to spontaneity, but don't worry because next week is straight back into the library and on the books.
Microwave meal to make: Porridge
Scorpio
Secrets are floating around campus. If you are hearing whispers and you walk through the Link, you're not going crazy. Try to find out what they are saying or this gossip might blow up in your face when you least want it too.
Microwave meal to make: Bag of steamed veg
Cancer
This week your ideas in class are either going to be creative and intelligent or totally unhinged and slightly problematic. Lean into this, not every time will you be perfect but hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Microwave meal to make: A roast your mum sent down
Leo
You are feeling so excited about what you got up to during the break. But please remember that your tutor could not give less of a fuck that you went to Tekapo. Keep your stories for your grandma and flatmates.
Microwave meal to make: Frozen mac and cheese
Capricorn
You have hit the ground running and are as ambitious as ever. Try your hardest to keep this going for a while otherwise the burnout will hit by Friday. Remember slow and steady wins the semester, so take advantage of at least one of the sunny afternoons to relax and turn your brain off.
Microwave meal to make: A meal-prepped burrito
Taurus
Mid-sem has lulled you into a false sense of security and now you have a big assignment due way sooner than you thought you would. Luckily your stubborn streak means you will power through and get a good amount done in the first couple days, however your habit for procrastination will be your worst enemy in the final hours.
Microwave meal to make: Pouch of rice and a tin of beans
Virgo
You should be proud of the effort you put into going to lectures and keeping your notes organised. You will gain many little ego boosts from being the person all of your friends go to for notes when they miss a class. Try not to let that get to your head come exam season.
Microwave meal to make: Mystery container from the flat fridge
Gemini
The ship is sinking. You felt great before the break but now everything is going to shit. You saw your situationship hooking up with someone else at Pint Night, your food goes mouldy hours after you've bought it, and it feels like your flatmates hate you a little bit more than last week. Try holding it together, you will be back on top of the world in no time.
Microwave meal to make: Chocolate mug cake