Aquarius
The new year's goals crumbled pretty early, but that doesn't mean you need to wait until next year to quit those naughty habits. Try giving up the vape, hitting the books and giving your vibrator a deep clean.
Fav moment of Ori: Monday in U-Bar!
Pisces
It’s your season, Pisces! Your intuition is strong, but so is your ability to procrastinate. Mid-week, expect an existential crisis (classic), but by Friday you’ll be thriving in your natural element: DMCs at a host you hardly planned to attend.
Fav moment of Ori: Rugby at the Zoo
Aries
You're charging into this week like a first-year at Ori’: unstoppable, over-caffeinated, and slightly recklessly. But by Wednesday, reality (and overdue bills) will hit. Just try your best to keep the peace with your flatmates, you're stuck with them for the rest of the year.
Fav moment of Ori: Castle Street hosts
Taurus
Your love for peace and quiet clashes with the reality of uni life. Take some time for yourself because if you thought last week drained your social battery, this week will fucking wreck you.
Fav moment of Ori: Freebies at Tent City
Gemini
You’re juggling more social events than assignments this week, and honestly? Respect. Just remember to keep uni on the list of top 10 priorities, not that a lot is going on yet but those first assignments really will sneak up on you.
Fav moment of Ori: Toga Party
Cancer
Big changes have just happened for you and your emotions are all over the place. Don't worry, next week will be heaps better but you have a few shit days ahead of you, so make sure to stock up your sweet treat stash.
Fav moment of Ori: EVERYTHING (Mum bought you a Superpass)
Leo
You are the embodiment of main character energy this week, thriving in every social situation. But your bank account? Not so much. Try sticking to the budget your Mum made you over the summer and you may be able to afford an avocado or two.
Fav moment of Ori: Dimension, of course
Virgo
Your pencil case is full and your calendar colour-coded, but you are one spilt drink away from a total mental breakdown. Take a walk in nature and try not to get worked up when dumb shit like fire alarms threatens to ruin your meticulously planned day.
Fav moment of Ori: Clubs Day
Libra
Decisions, decisions. Do you go out? Stay in? Start that assignment? You’ll overthink everything this week, but the stars say just commit. You’ll stick the landing if you try the trick.
Fav moment of Ori: OneFest
Scorpio
Your ability to read people this week is uncanny, it's a shame you can even read yourself though. You hate all your papers, maybe even your degree but have no clue what your hopes and dreams are but this week will help steer you in the right direction.
Fav moment of Ori: The inevitable red card
Sagittarius
Friday is going to be your day! You will get a Facebook invite to a super cool activity you have wanted to do for ages and it's going to blow all your expectations out of the water.
Fav moment of Ori: Running away from the cops
Capricorn
This week you are going to receive an amount of money that will pull you out of the financial pit you have been in since Floweek started. Just be sure to not spend it all in one place (Leith Liquor).
Fav moment of Ori: Meeting the love of your life in a mosh