Horoscopes: Week 2 2024

Horoscopes: Week 2 2024

Aquarius
Aquarius, 2024 is the year to be you. Wear that kinda ugly op-shop top or those shoes that hurt to walk in. You make it look good! 
Dunedin hot spot to visit: First Church

Pisces
Sometimes it feels like everyone hates you, and maybe they do. You’re still hot though, so… priorities. 
Dunedin hot spot to visit: Rob Roy

Aries
Trust yourself to know when the time has come to leave town early. All those 2 am bedtimes can be detrimental to your health and wealth.
Dunedin hotspot to visit: Your bed for once

Taurus
You’ve done it, you’ve survived the first week of the semester! But have you been forgetting your deodorant? Persistence over perspiration.
Dunedin hotspot to visit: John Wilson Drive 

Gemini 
Curiosity killed the cat and Gemini, you are curious. Don't screw the crew!!!!!!!!!
Dunedin hotspot to visit: The Botans

Cancer 
You need to stop crying about TikToks and start crying about your life xx Wish you all the best boo. 
Dunedin Hotspot to visit: The library

Leo 
Leo, you are ruled by the sun and that bitch is on her way out faster than a bullet train. Soak up as many rays as you can while it lasts. 
Dunedin hotspot to visit: Signal Hill

Virgo 
Deep breaths won't cut it this week. The need for some heavy meditation is on the horizon. 
Dunedin hotspot to visit: The Warehouse

Libra 
Staring at the blank page before you, Open up the dirty window – should probably get your landlord onto that.
Dunedin hotspot to visit: Macandrew Bay

Scorpio 
Why is everyone so obsessed with you this week? It's hard being that bitch. 
Dunedin hotspot to visit: U-Bar

Sagittarius 
All of your hard work is coming to fruition. The peace you are experiencing right now isn’t just the calm before the storm, so stop worrying. 
Dunedin hot spot to visit: Public Library

Capricorn 
Academic weapon mode starts now (*flame emojis*). The first week went well but this is the week to lock in with your study buddies. 
Dunedin hot spot to visit: North Cemetery 

This article first appeared in Issue 2, 2024.
Posted 4:21pm Saturday 2nd March 2024 by Critic.