Horoscopes: Week 15

Horoscopes: Week 15


Jan 20 - Feb 18

Your lust and love for life is admirable, but remember: sometimes shit is rough. Not everything can be fun all the time, and sometimes you have to do the hard yards.

Bad habit to break: being irresponsible with your finances.



Feb 19 - Mar 20

You need to calm down and stop overthinking. Everything is going okay, so enjoy your time and have fun, and don’t stress over the small things. 

Bad habit to break: self-doubt and criticism.



Mar 21 - Apr 19

Your immaturity and inability to recognise your faults is causing your relationships to fail. Sorry besties, but it needed to be said! Try seeing things from someone else’s perspective for once. 

Bad habit to break: being judgmental and critical of others. 



Apr 20 - May 20

Sometimes you need to learn to pick a side and stand the fuck up. Sure, it’s nice to be everyone’s friend and stay out of drama, but only to a certain degree. 

Bad habit to break: being passive. 



May 21 - Jun 20

Cancer season has done a real number on you, but remember, better times are coming. Just try and get through the next few weeks, because there is light at the end of this lengthy tunnel. 

Bad habit to break: not living in the moment.



Jun 21 - July 22

Ahem: mommy issues. That’s it. That’s all. 

Bad habit to break: not speaking your truth.



July - Aug 22

I actually hate writing for Leo because everyone I meet is annoying or they @ you with some sort of bullshit criticism. So, this is all you’re getting. 

Bad habit to break: indulging in naughty substances. 



Aug 23 - Sep 22

It’s time to apply some perspective and balance to your life. Remember to make sure you are keeping your priorities in check, and focusing on the bigger picture. 

Bad habit to break: imposter syndrome.



Sep 23 - Oct 22

Your ego is tremendously huge right now. Try to tone down your inflated sense of importance this week. 

Bad habit to break: wasting your energy on unimportant things. 



Oct 23 - Nov 21

Not a bad word to say about Scorpios this week. Keep doing your Scorpio thing. Keep being mysterious and insane. Your secret admirers love it. 

Bad habit to break: ignoring your emotional issues. 



Nov 22 - Dec 21

Your life is in shambles. Don’t even try and sort yourself out, because it will just result in more chaos. Just yolo swag your way through. 

Bad habit to break: trying to maintain a sense of sanity. 



Dec 22 - Jan 19

If you have any Capricorn placements in your chart, I am so sorry. The internal criticism along with a constant need for money and stability must be debilitating. Godspeed, Capricorns. 

Bad habit to break: over-analysing your emotions. 

This article first appeared in Issue 15, 2022.
Posted 5:18pm Sunday 17th July 2022 by Critic.