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The Future is Dead Humans

Posted 4:35pm Sunday 9th March 2014 by Josie Adams

Technology is advancing at a stupendously quick rate. We still don’t have flying cars, it’s true; but maybe that was a stroke of genius, an idea that’s just a little too crazy to be realised. We have the know-how and the wealth to produce a myriad of future gadgets: thin-as-air graphene armour; Read more...

Navigating Relationships in the Digital Age

Posted 4:35pm Sunday 9th March 2014 by Sarah Ley-Hamilton

We Tweet, we Snapchat, we’re friends on Facebook and, hell, we even match on Tinder – but where has that left us? Navigating the social media swamp isn’t easy, and that raises the question: has technology really been helping or is it hindering our romantic pursuits? Sarah Ley-Hamilton looks to the Read more...

Brothel

Posted 4:44pm Sunday 2nd March 2014 by Hadleigh Tiddy

What I remember specifically about the first time I went there – not the first actual time but, like, the preliminary meet-and-greet type thing – was the lemon. Sliced, floating pale in a cool glass of water. The glass it was in was crystal and heavy and felt moneyed, somehow, cylindrical and Read more...

The Transfiguration

Posted 4:44pm Sunday 2nd March 2014 by Hadleigh Tiddy

Now you’re dead. Lying facedown on the gravel somewhere along the Desert Road at four o’clock in the afternoon, skies overcast, your car wrapped around a power pole, your neck twisted too far backwards, your eyes still open. No one has come yet. You were driving alone. It happened so quickly– Read more...

Ross

Posted 4:44pm Sunday 2nd March 2014 by Hadleigh Tiddy

Up through the swerving Brooklyn hill and over the crest past the dozy corner shops and winding all the way down through Happy Valley road; down past the gorse and toitoi, speckled sedge, chickweed, kawakawa, nasturtium, wild fennel, wild mint, borage, and flax; all the way down to the sea, behind Read more...

Happy Avatar; Dead Human?

Posted 4:44pm Sunday 2nd March 2014 by Loulou Callister-Baker

Frequently jolted awake by the various early morning sounds of her brother, Loulou Callister-Baker takes a deeper look at the misunderstood phenomenon of gaming addiction. It is 3pm. My parents are still at work; the house is silent. A tired groan suddenly reverberates throughout the house. Read more...

Why I Hate Psychics

Posted 4:44pm Sunday 2nd March 2014 by Lucy Hunter

I used to believe this psychic shit. When I was 17 I worked as an usher at the St James Theatre in Wellington. I ushered for a show by psychic medium Tony Stockwell. There were about six hundred people in the crowd. Predictably, I was convinced that the spirit of my beloved aunt had come through. Read more...

Student Jobs Uncovered

Posted 6:57pm Sunday 23rd February 2014 by Josie Adams

I might just become a stripper,” sighs every 19-year-old girl with a student loan and a half-empty bottle of Corbans. She then continues with her life: she dances at 10 Bar, and saves hard for a new MacBook. Her friends tell her she’s hot, and this year she’ll pash at least five people; her ego Read more...

Yu-Gi-(Makes Me)-Oh

Posted 6:57pm Sunday 23rd February 2014 by Loulou Callister-Baker

He had straight, shoulder-length blonde hair and iridescent blue eyes. He was tall and slender. His feminine facial features were offset, but also strangely complimented, by his voice (later I learned it was the voice of Christian Bale). His name was Howl and when I saw him for the first time I was Read more...

Farang Inbox

Posted 6:57pm Sunday 23rd February 2014 by Max Callister-Baker

Every New Year, thousands of youths from around the world flock to Thailand to attend the notorious Full Moon Party. Joining the migration, Max Callister-Baker experienced two weeks of massages, exceptional dart blowing and pissing out the side of tuk-tuks. “Why are there blue stains across Read more...