Students fuck themselves by being too good
The cleanup consisted of students being woken up at 9am by council workers to clean up the street after the annual street party. However the Otago Daily Times reported that most residents of the street had already started the cleanup prior to the 9am deadline, and the council was impressed by the results of the initiative. The success of the cleanup has raised the possibility that residents of notoriously messy student streets, Castle St being the epitome, will follow suit.
Critic highly anticipates seeing Castle St residents being woken at 9am after a huge Saturday to clean.