Critic sent a news reporter to speak to OUSA Finance and Services Officer Dan Stride last Thursday in an attempt to weasel information out of him that he had been expressly forbidden from giving us.
Stride, however, was playing his cards close to his chest and refused to let slip any juicy details about anything. Information, however, wasn’t the only thing Stride was reluctant to part with. After entering Stride’s office, best characterised as a “dungeon”, Stride proceeded to lock our reporter in the room with him. In the dark. With no explanation.
Our reporter escaped with her life, but has now developed a fear of subterranean places, darkened rooms and Dan Stride. Critic has generously allocated funding to pay for her counselling and expects her to return to frontline duties sometime in the spring of 2014.
Stride captures Critic’s attention. Literally.
