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Critic has received information from a University of Otago student that puts into question the driving skills of OUSA President Harriet Geoghegan.

The student, who refuses to be named for fear of reprisals, tells Critic that he regularly observes Geoghegan “bungle the parking of that car something awful.”
   The source tells Critic that Geoghegan often fails to navigate her car between the white lines of her designated space, despite her car being “fucking tiny” and the space “a gaping fucking monstrosity.” The concerned student tells Critic he came forward because he “had concerns that someone who blatantly struggles to park her car is in charge of a multi-million dollar organisation for the second year running.”
   When Critic went to investigate the claim Geoghegan’s car was unfortunately absent, but we did get some good photos of the park (it really is quite roomy). However, other carpark users corroborated the source’s claim, with one calling Geoghegan’s parking skills “sub-par,” and another opining that “she is always skewing that car across the parks to either side, it’s fucking annoying.”
   When asked about the claims Geoghegan was quick to deny the charges, stating that she had only just got a car, and alleging that Clubs and Socs Rep Dan Stride had in fact been the one parking in the space for most of the year. Either way this incident does not bode well for the future, since Stride will next year assume the role of Financial Services Officer.