Software giant Microsoft has labeled OUSA President Harriet Geoghegan an ‘Egghead’. The company’s flagship word processing programme, Microsoft Word suggests ‘Egghead’ as the correct spelling for ‘Geoghegan’, a Critic investigation has revealed.
The President’s last name, correctly pronounced gey-gen (kind of like gaggin’) has long been a source of amusement. Victoria University student magazine Salient refers to her last name as Gigglygoo. Speculation is now rife as to the origin of the President's last name, and whether it is even real. One speculator suggests it was poached from another source, or that maybe ‘Geoghegan’ is a scrambled ‘Egghead’. Geoghegan was too chicken to answer questions regarding the issue, but with the water beginning to boil Critic expects that sooner or later she will crack.
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