According to over 150 Critic readers, these are the definitive King’s Cup rules for Otago students:
2: You, with 93.6%.
Nominate a drink.
3: Me, with 93.6%.
You must drink.
4: Whores, with 61.8%.
People identifying as female must drink.
5: House Rules, with 70.0%.
Whatever you want.
6: Dicks, with 61.8%.
People identifying as male must drink.
7: Heaven, with 91.8%.
Last player to point up must drink.
8: Mate, with 97.3%.
Nominate a mate for the rest of the game. When you drink, they drink. You may create chains of mates.
9: Rhyme, with 94.5%.
The card-drawer starts with a word, and players go around the circle rhyming it until someone fucks up or repeats a rhyme.
10: Categories, with 57.3%.
The card-drawer starts a category with an example, and then players go around the circle adding examples until someone fucks up or repeats an example.
Jack: New Rule, with 31.8%.
Create a new rule for the rest of the game.
Queen: Question Master, with 85.5%.
Until someone else draws a Queen, you are the Question Master and anybody who answers a question of yours must drink. If they respond with “fuck you Question Master,” you must drink.
King: Some variation of ‘Add to King’s Cup,’ 98.3%.
When a king is drawn, donate to the King’s Cup. The fourth king drawn must finish the King’s Cup, and thus also the game.
Ace: Waterfall, with 89.1%.
The card-drawer starts drinking, then the person to their left, and so on. When everyone is drinking, the card-drawer may stop, and then the person to their left may stop, and so on.