Jan 20 - Feb 18

Despite the news of level 2, chances are you’re not going to break those lockdown habits. Keep ignoring those lectures and day drinking. YOLO swag.

Self care tip: indulge in some bougie RTDs



Feb 19 - Mar 20

The next few weeks are going to bring mounds of stress upon you. Take no one’s shit, and get on the grind, baby. 

Self care tip: removing emotion from thoughts 



Mar 21 - Apr 19

Chances are your social nature was hit hard by lockdown. Getting back to parties and uni will be a relief for you. However, your alcohol tolerance might be lower, so take it easy getting back into things. 

Self care tip: one standard drink per hour 



Apr 20 - May 20

Go and support local this week. Study in a coffee shop, indulge in a brunch, and grocery shop at the farmers market. Our small business owners and your picky taste will thank you for it. 

Self care tip: treat yourself to some fresh baking, or a charrr-coochie board 



May 21 - Jun 20

People love your bold and enthusiastic approach to life. But sometimes, you need to read the room a little more. Not everyone has the same energy you do. 

Self care tip: taking a chill pill 



Jun 21 - July 22

Set yourself some small goals. Try not to cry or wallow in pity this week, and keep things in perspective. 

Self care tip: going for daily walks



July - Aug 22

While Leo may be the sign of fame and attention, this doesn’t mean you have to post every single miniscule moment of your life on social media. Try taking a detox, and live in the moment. 

Self care tip: stopping and smelling the roses 



Aug 23 - Sep 22

Virgo szn, baby! Go treat yourself. Indulge a little. Have a glass of wine or craft beer, whichever way you swing. Virgos are one of the best signs, end of story. 

Self care tip: keep being the hot, amazing, talented people you are 



Sep 23 - Oct 22

Try listening to other people, and reflect. The upcoming mercury retrograde is in Libra, which is the perfect time to rethink life’s big decisions. 

Self care tip: setting up a study routine 



Oct 23 - Nov 21

You’ve probably had a challenging time recently. It’s time to put some things in perspective, and get back a sense of balance in your life. 

Self care tip: be proud of your accomplishments



Nov 22 - Dec 21

Your adventurous nature is getting tied down by the day in and day out routine of university. If you feel like dropping out, so forth. Life’s too short. 

Self care tip: run away to Greece 



Dec 22 - Jan 19

Order and stability are important to you. Try to ensure this carries through into the upcoming exam period for peak performance.

Self care tip: meal prepping

This article first appeared in Issue 22, 2021.
Posted 4:08pm Sunday 12th September 2021 by Critic.