People putting a fuckton of rubbish on their lawns in protest of the Uni’s 1984 vibes. The Proctor can’t fine us all, or can he??
Getting breathas at the bar at pint night to choose my drink for me. Speights is NOT good and I don’t care that I’m from Dunedin.
Ellen Degeneres’ TV show being cancelled. It’s about fucking time.
The bartender who told me I wouldn’t like a martini when I ordered one, and then laughed at me when a called him over to inform him that I did like it.
It emerging that Bill Gates’ wife began divorce proceedings as soon as Bill’s ties to Jefferey Epstein were scrutinized. That’s called personally holding the men in your life to account.
The central lib fire alarm going off when it was pissing down with rain and I was hours behind on a deadline :(
Things being illegal. Not to sound like David Seymour but can the government relax with their intervention into our personal lives?
This guy who tried to convince me that his grapefruit-flavoured vape juice counted towards his 5+ fruit and veg a day.
The fact that we have to exchange legal tender for goods and services. I don’t have any legal tender at this time but I would like some goods and services.
The guy outside the kebab shop who didn’t believe my flattie when she told him her name, so he called us stinking fucking dogs and told us to fuck off home. Not cool bro (but yes, she was lying).