Students were overwhelmed with Fanzi Pance’s knowledge of local music when, last Saturday night, he proudly informed the people of Catacombs that he knew the DJ.
“I’ve never met someone who knows a DJ before,” gushed Jessica, who had consumed two blueberry cruisers that night and was very tipsy. “Isn’t that hot?”
“It actually stopped all of the conversations at pres just because everyone got super jealous,” Fanzi recalled. He confirmed that he had mentioned he knew the DJ at Catacombs at every venue he visited last Saturday.
Another student said: “I was so shook that I knew someone that knew a Catacombs DJ that I was put into a state of trance, I didn’t even see my good mate pass out from excitement.”
Due to the sheer incredulity of this claim, the Critical Tribune decided to interview the DJ, who asked to remain anonymous because he is “not a fan of Fanzi”. He did however confirm that he knew Fanzi.
“Yeah I think I went to primary with him but we haven’t really spoken since,'' he said while ripping a phat cloud and practicing his scratching.