Harlene Hayne Requests Critic’s Spending, Finds $15,000 Spent on Something Called ‘Sick Fids’

Harlene Hayne Requests Critic’s Spending, Finds $15,000 Spent on Something Called ‘Sick Fids’

In retaliation for Critic’s recent request of her expenses, Harlene Hayne has requested every detail of Critic’s annual budget.

However, Harlene was stuck when she found a large percentage of the budget was credited to someone with the improbable name of Sick Fids. “I have no idea who Mr Fids is, but I assume he must be a member of the printing industry. I don’t know what else they could spend that much on.”

When asked if she had read the recent Sick Fids interview, Harlene said “Sure I have. I read every Critic. I am very fond of our students and their fine literature.” An obvious lie.

This article first appeared in Issue 25, 2019.
Posted 8:06pm Sunday 29th September 2019 by The Critical Tribune.