ODT Watch | Issue 23

ODT Watch | Issue 23

Let’s start this week with a classic ol’ ODT pun


Yeah it’s about a toilet that’s doing well. How did you guess?


Then ODT hit us hard with the facts



We move on to my favourite section of the ODT, the “Ask a Scientist” column, where a loyal reader has sent in a question.

Pretty sure “Andy Edgar” (obvious fake name) is a front for an ODT intern just Googling whatever question the Tapanui Rest Home sends in by carrier pigeon. At least, I hope so.


Then some proof that the ODT are experiencing a change of heart re: sexual liberation.



And finally, the ODT decided to dedicate almost a full-page story about an elderly couple who moved to a small Central Otago town and liked it


Imagine two old white people fitting in in a small Central Otago town. What a scoop.

This article first appeared in Issue 23, 2019.
Posted 1:03am Friday 13th September 2019 by R. RY, Bachelor of Arts.