This week the ODT have some hard-hitting questions
Yes.
Next, Winston Peters’ mother has something to fucking say
“No one apart from my son, Winston S. Peters, should be allowed to vote.” Winston was later heard saying, “Shuduuuup Mum, you’re embarrassing me”.
The ODT have been looking very hard at toilets this week
There were some poos.
Then the ODT wrote a whole article just to make a pun
The ODT is a fan of the rock hard fruitcake their aunt sent them in the Boer War (1899-1902).
And finally, I’m very jealous this week.
I wish I left distinctive deposits behind me.