ODT Watch | Issue 20

ODT Watch | Issue 20

This week the ODT have some hard-hitting questions




Next, Winston Peters’ mother has something to fucking say

“No one apart from my son, Winston S. Peters, should be allowed to vote.” Winston was later heard saying, “Shuduuuup Mum, you’re embarrassing me”.


The ODT have been looking very hard at toilets this week

There were some poos.


Then the ODT wrote a whole article just to make a pun


The ODT is a fan of the rock hard fruitcake their aunt sent them in the Boer War (1899-1902).


And finally, I’m very jealous this week.I wish I left distinctive deposits behind me.

This article first appeared in Issue 20, 2019.
Posted 8:18pm Saturday 17th August 2019 by R. RY, Bachelor of Arts.