ODT Watch | The Five Stages of Encountering A Small Penis

ODT Watch | The Five Stages of Encountering A Small Penis

1. You see the tiny beast, and are in immediate mourning for your genitalia

 

 

2. He puts it in and your worst fears are confirmed.

 

 

3. After a few thrusts, you’re warming up to the action, maybe there’s potential here???

 

 

4. He finds the G-Spot! By Jove he’s done it! Ahhhhh!!!

 

 

5. After the blissful throes of orgasm, you lie in your lover’s arms. He promises to call you.

 

This article first appeared in Issue 16, 2019.
Posted 5:20pm Friday 19th July 2019 by R. RY, Bachelor of Arts.