This week someone let the ODT read the thesaurus again…
Then a sage warning about an upcoming crisis:
We should all be mindful of World Juggling Day, specifically mindful of how to end this pagan sacrilege once and for all.
We promise we haven’t altered this title at all – this was all there was.
Then the ODT was weird about oysters.
Why is “oysters” in red? Oysters aren’t red. Oysters are the off-white colour of cum and it’s beautiful and the ODT shouldn’t shame them for it.
And finally a classic plucked at random from the ODT’s coveted pun drawer.