1. They found archeological remains of basic girls from 2016 - Karen Walker, Stipes, Huffer Puffers and all
2. The construction crew were “ceebs” about the whole process
3. Charlene Chainz wanted to perform a private show
4. There was a large infestation of eels
5. Fergie tore down the current bridge while singing her iconic 2006 single London Bridge
6. The workers took a three-month long smoko
7. Taxcinda
8. There were trolls under the bridge and they demanded a tithe
9. The construction crew got in a heated argument on the Otago Daily Times comment section
10. Critic purposefully delayed the whole process just so we can write this shit Top 10 list