Fresh from the writer’s festival, the ODT debuts their newest all-ages educational column, ‘Things That Can Go In Airplanes’.
They’ve been freeloading in good, wholesome, capitalist Earth for too long.
It has been unequivocally agreed by the Steampunk community that Nerf guns are cooler looking, way easier to make, and more clearly signal how silly the hobby is.
The gentle sound of needles clicking echoing within the RSA hall heralds a paradigm shift for humankind. It is only a matter of time. They are industrious, and they are nearly finished. God help us all.
Will wonders ever cease? What other things can we do with legs?