ODT Watch | Issue 08

ODT Watch | Issue 08

This week, the Otago Daily Times came to the ground-breaking discovery that

and ODT Watch is sure there’s no old men at the ODT.

 

In other news:

But still not confident enough to make the first move. Get it together, Simon. She’s waiting for you.

 

The ODT found that the Tree God was mainly responsible for this rise. Critic will be sure to play homage to the Tree God with a sacrifice of one Fleshlight Turbo

 

And then, the ODT makes every other 15-year-old girl feel like shit for not having a clunky medal collection

Good job, Char xo

 

It gets even better:

This article first appeared in Issue 8, 2019.
Posted 1:55am Friday 12th April 2019 by R. RY, Bachelor of Arts.