Drinking Games | Issue 24

2016 Presidential Debate

The first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump is on Tuesday 27th September on CNN, BBC News, and Fox News. Critic is proud to present you with our official debate drinking game:

1) Take one drink every time you hear the following words:

  • China
  • Great
  • Believe me
  • Bigly
  • Benghazi
  • Resolute
  • Email
  • Trustworthy

2) Take two drinks every time:

  • The candidates talk over each other
  • Trump pulls a face rather than respond to an attack
  • Trump says the words “Crooked Hillary” 
  • Trump calls someone a loser 
  • Hillary calls the moderator by their first name
  • Hillary nods calmly with rage behind her eyes

3) Take three drinks every time:

  • Anyone says “Make America Great Again”
  • Hillary Clinton coughs
  • Trump claims he was against the Iraq war
  • Anyone fact-checks something a candidate says
  • The crowd applauds when they’re not supposed to

4) Take a shot if:

  • Trump calls Hillary Clinton a bitch 
  • Hillary calls Trump a racist
  • Anyone mentions their genitals
  • Hillary actually gives a good answer to questions about her emails

5) Keep drinking and never stop if:

  • Trump wins
This article first appeared in Issue 24, 2016.
Posted 11:42am Saturday 24th September 2016 by Critic.