Horoscopes: Week 18

Horoscopes: Week 18


Jan 20 - Feb 18

Feeling depressed? Yeah, aren’t we all. Take some self-care time this week, and really reflect on your emotional wellbeing and relationships. 

Holiday to book: Bali. 



Feb 19 - Mar 20

Pisces have such an interesting way of being both the most insecure but egotistical people on the planet. You guys are kinda weird like that. It needs to be addressed. 

Holiday to book: Greece and Italy. 



Mar 21 - Apr 19

Aries just always have this inability to admit they are the problem. Y’all too loud and always have something to say about everyone and everything. It’s time to back up the judgement train. 

Holiday to book: Christchurch, how basic. 



Apr 20 - May 20

Behind your tough and stubborn exterior lies a soft and sensitive soul. Don’t be afraid to get in touch with that side of yourself. It’s okay to have a cry and curl up in bed. Sending love, my Tauruns.

Holiday to book: Latin America.  



May 21 - Jun 20

Being a delusional airhead isn’t actually funny. Try and get some brain cells, or better yet, a personality. 

Holiday to book: Australian Outback. 



Jun 21 - July 22

Cancers are known for their caring and emotional nature, so try to channel this into your relationships this week. Get your special someone a little treat, or some flowers. They’ll love it, and appreciate your gestures. 

Holiday to book: Fiji. 



July - Aug 22

Leo, you can’t stop forcing people to care about the same things you do. Sometimes your passion and enthusiasm can come off as irritating or forceful. Try ease up on people, and realise everyone has different priorities. 

Holiday to book: The UK. 



Aug 23 - Sep 22

Virgo, are you being honest with yourself? Your wants, your needs? It’s important to stay in tune with the emotions you usually tend to ignore. Stop distracting yourself with work, and start reflecting on your inner thoughts and feelings. 

Holiday to book: Tropical island vibes, like Tahiti. 



Sep 23 - Oct 22

You’ve fully come into your power this year, and that’s a good thing. Remember to keep standing your ground and knowing your truth, don’t let anyone make you question yourself. 

Holiday to book: A Queenstown roadie. 



Oct 23 - Nov 21

Your emotions make you who you are, and they are so crucial to your identity. But sometimes, it’s a little too much for people. Stop making those around you pick up your emotional labour. It’s okay to keep some things to yourself. 

Holiday to book: Contiki around Thailand. 



Nov 22 - Dec 21

Oh my god, get your ass into gear. This semester is speeding on by, and you’re still holding onto the past or sweating the small stuff. It’s time to snap out of it, get into routine, and get back on track. 

Holiday to book: The Swiss Alps. 



Dec 22 - Jan 19

Good fortunes are coming your way, my fellow Capricorns! Keep manifesting those good vibes, and focusing on your intentions. Your hard work and dedication will pay off. 

Holiday to book: Surfers Paradise. 

This article first appeared in Issue 18, 2022.
Posted 8:01pm Friday 5th August 2022 by Critic.