Horoscopes: Week 13

Horoscopes: Week 13


Jan 20 - Feb 18

Sometimes, you need to take some time out for yourself. Things have been rough, and you’ve been going through it. But just remember, there is light at the end of this tumultuous tunnel. 

Exam de-stress: a walk in the botans.



Feb 19 - Mar 20

If there is one thing you need to do, it’s go into hiding. The chaos and emotional turmoil you’ve been going through is good for no one, especially yourself. Take a week of to hibernate and reflect. 

Exam de-stress: a long nap. 



Mar 21 - Apr 19

This may come as a shock to you, but you can’t actually control everyone around you. People come and go, and it’s time to accept the changes in your relationships. Also, stop shit stirring. 

Exam de-stress: just don’t do exams. 



Apr 20 - May 20

Taurus season has officially ended. Gone are the days of comfort, staying at home, and warm cups of coffee. You may experience feelings of discomfort over the coming weeks. 

Exam de-stress: reading for pleasure. 



May 21 - Jun 20

It’s officially Gemini season, and lord help us all. It’s time for lying, gossiping, excessive drinking, casual sex and a lack of empathy for everything and everyone in life. 

Exam de-stress: a wine with dinner. 



Jun 21 - July 22

Having regrets about past relationships? Feel like you maybe should’ve tried harder to salvage a friendship or relo? Well, newsflash, you should have. But you let your own feelings and stubborn personality get in the way. 

Exam de-stress: colouring in. 



July - Aug 22

If there is one thing you are, it’s chaotic and unhinged. Keep being you, and creating havoc in everyone's lives. Someone needs to create the content after all. 

Exam de-stress: pull a surprise red card. 



Aug 23 - Sep 22

You may be feeling out of routine, and have let your usual mojo slide. With exam season approaching, it’s time to get back into the swing of things, and keep that eye on the prize. 

Exam de-stress: cleaning out your closet. 



Sep 23 - Oct 22

People been letting you down? Feeling frustrated at the selfishness and laziness of others? Well, you’ve got the right to be. Stay mad, stay pressed, stay petty. 

Exam de-stress: a long self-care day. 



Oct 23 - Nov 21

Just because you have high expectations for yourself, doesn’t mean that others will be the same. Try to stop putting so much pressure on those around you, everyone is going through something. 

Exam de-stress: meditation and yoga. 



Nov 22 - Dec 21

There is just something not quite right about a Sag. Some of y’all are controlling, some of y’all get to overly involved, some of y’all are just straight up weird. It keeps things interesting, so keep doing you I guess.  

Exam de-stress: making snack platters. 



Dec 22 - Jan 19

If there is one thing Capricorns are good at, it’s grinding under pressure. Don’t feel stressed about exams, it’s in your genes to be successful. It’s time to go full girl-boss mode. 

Exam de-stress: staying at central till midnight. 

This article first appeared in Issue 13, 2022.
Posted 7:24pm Sunday 29th May 2022 by Critic.