Booze Review: Clean Collective
Posted 8:54pm Sunday 22nd September 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
Clean Collective is the go-to fitspo drink. It’s a staple for those with social anxiety, who hate drinking but hate looking like a loser more. Coming in plenty of flavours, Clean Collective is bound to cleanse your palette while also getting you a little rinsed. For those who don’t drink Read more...
Booze Review: Vote Hoiho NZ Pale Ale
Posted 3:58am Monday 16th September 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
There are many pleasures in life. In Dunedin, it’s the Peninsula wildlife and alcohol. Put ‘em together and what do you get? Penguin piss. In honour of this year’s Bird of the Year election, the master brewers at Emerson’s have made a limited edition ‘Vote Hoiho’ Read more...
Booze Review: Cleanskin Sauvignon Blanc
Posted 10:36pm Saturday 10th August 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
To the best of our knowledge, good wine does exist out there. Maybe you can find it at the Central Otago, Martinborough, or Canterbury wineries where middle-aged mums flock in the summer months. But Cleanskin Sauvignon Blanc makes this hard to believe. With each reluctant sip it extinguishes all Read more...
Booze Reviews: Brookvale Union Alcoholic Ginger Beer
Posted 3:08pm Sunday 4th August 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
Since the dawn of time, students have been looking for the ideal alcoholic beverage that actually tastes good while also getting you ruined. Our wait is finally over, thank fuck, with the introduction of Brookvale Union to Dunedin shores. The Australians have pulled off a mighty fine beverage Read more...
Booze Review: Heineken 0.0%
Posted 3:41pm Saturday 20th July 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer for the first time is a strange experience. It tastes like beer, smells like beer, makes you crave nicotine like beer, yet there’s something missing. It’s like drinking out of a week-old luke-warm keg that has long lost any sense of its carbonation. Read more...
Booze Review: White Claw
Posted 3:25pm Saturday 11th May 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
The world’s most patriotic drink is now in Ōtepoti Dunedin, meaning the common breatha will be turning their hats backwards, putting on the loudest tech house, and getting absolutely frat-boy wasted. For booze reviews, this is like your first child being born, marrying the love Read more...
Booze Review: Mulled Wine
Posted 9:57pm Friday 5th April 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
Daylight savings is creeping forward, bringing with it shit weather and a splash of seasonal depression. In this autumnal slump, we want a drink that reminds us of simpler times, like Christmas – not New Zealand Christmas, but the one you see in low-budget rom-coms. I want to get fucked up Read more...
Booze Review: Sour Apple Cruisers
Posted 4:35pm Saturday 23rd March 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
Critic was a bit late this St Patty’s to jump on the bandwagon and acquire the breatha’s Irish drink of choice: Lime Cruisers. We even mished to the unfamiliar territory of South Dunedin, but to no avail. We were left with the consolation prize, the ugly step-sister of this green and Read more...
Booze Review: 818 Tequila Blanco
Posted 5:33pm Sunday 17th March 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
What's better: Keeping Up With The Kardashians on a cold Friday or 818 Tequila on a Tuesday night and keeping up with a developing alcohol addiction? Kendall Jenner's 818 Tequila has landed in Aotearoa, and we couldn't be happier – finally, I can reach my dream physique of Read more...
Booze Review: Hennessy Very Special Cognac
Posted 1:41pm Sunday 10th March 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
Hennessy is like that one soundcloud rapper from high school who exclusively wears Vlone and thinks they’re one song away from making it big. It looks like a top shelf liquor and has the price tag to match, but leaves everyone looking at you questioning who the fuck you think you Read more...
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