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Nanaia Mahuta (Foreign Affairs Minister) having a moko kauae — yes queen I’m so glad she reps NZ.

Justifying your post lockdown slutty behaviour by reminding yourself what Chris Hipkins said.

That fact that I dropped out before lockdown started, I do not need another year of that bs. 

Listening to philosophy podcasts and realising it’s just men talking about shit that you thought when you were literally like seven years old. 

When I called leith liquor and I KNEW that the man I spoke with on the phone was hot. Then I went to Leith Liquor and he was in fact hot. God is a woman and she is looking out for me!!!



The justice system being SO racist towards Māori, the whole process from policing to prison sentences has so much bias. Research the stats it’s so fucked up, the policing statistics website basically ADVERTISES it.

When the person leading the zoom asks everyone to turn their cameras on, please don’t make me :((((

When someone you hate does something charitable (it barely even COUNTS if you raised the least in your whole team ok).

Being caught in the throes of intimacy by your flatmate and then having a message in the group chat the next day about “not soiling communal furniture”, lmao.

When it’s september and it’s still so fucking chilly, I did not budget for heater use at this time of year!

This article first appeared in Issue 22, 2021.
Posted 4:16pm Sunday 12th September 2021 by Sasha Freeman .