My friend who suddenly cares about the Olympics because she wants to root one of the NZ swimmers. Go queen!! He is probably in a dry spell with those cardboard beds.
Watching breathas get upset on their Instagram stories when Kanye predictably delayed his album, great entertainment.
The fact that everyone on Too Hot to Handle talks like a Tiktokker all the time, it’s like one extended thirst trap, ya love to hate it! (and hate to love it)
Lorde’s new song suggesting my new weekend activity. My nails will look beautiful.
$2 cordon bleus every Tuesday in August from Night ‘n Day. If you’re gonna eat meat these are the things to eat i reckon #govegan #iamjusttryingtoberelatable #peopleonlybuythesewhentheyredrunk
Seeing people you VAGUELY know at uni and not knowing whether or not to say hi. I think it’s time we all collectively agree that the answer is no. You saw nothing!
Jeff Bezos thanking the Amazon workers for paying for him to go to space when he doesn’t even let them go to the bathroom, we live in a post-capitalist hellscape. Idk those are some buzzwords I’ve heard.
The little farmer protest that occurred, I did have a chuckle when I saw a sign that said “STOP BULLYING FARMERS!” No <3
Weird taxi drivers. Please I don’t want to hear about how you frequent Stilettos after you pick me up from fucking pint night. “Busy night?” isn’t an invitation for you to tell me your secrets.
The sexual assaulter who was still allowed to go to the Olympics with a “safety plan” so he stays away from women… Please just hold men accountable, please guys, I have given up on the justice system but surely just a shred of accountability :((((