This week the ODT had a series of ethical dilemmas. First, the age old question:
And then an enigma for the modern age,
Always go potatoes. Property is nothing but trouble.
The ODT have a brave new marketing strategy…
The ODT are notorious for being on the bleeding edge of culture, and this week is no exception; they appear to have discovered a brave new “performance art” form.
And finally this is the most ominous sentence we’ve ever read.