The nose is the labrador of the face
If you shout loud enough, you can hear your own voice
Chalk is grown on the spiky, desert dwelling, chalk plant. This is why it is crumbly, like a desert
Apple crumble is also grown in the depths of the desert, that is why it is crumbly like a dessert
Most smugglers are born with the ability to see through the mist
Telephones can be used to see very long distances during electric storms
Otago University is named for its founder, Sir Robert Taylor O’tago University III
Lo-Fi Hip Hop - Beats to relax/study to is technically not hip-hop, it’s actually eastern highland scottish bagpipe jazz
Turkeys are called ‘Belgiums’ in Turkey
Tins used to be made out of tin, now it’s made out of lies
Can openers were invented 15 years before the can
Red pens are illegal in Russia because they remind them of communism
Scotch whisky is made using oak casks. Bourbon whisky is made using racism and the flow-on economic effects of slavery
A 2X4 is not the same as an 8
Clarke Gayford is Jacinda Ardern in a wig
If the earth isn’t flat, how come globes are always hollow?
If pee isn’t stored in the balls, how come I’ve never sex?