ODT Watch | The Week the ODT Correctly Identified a Cucumber

To start this week the ODT are pondering a question


Simple: Presbyterians, Vegetarians, Finns and anyone whose surname includes the letter J. But nobody else!



Next, the ODT forgot the difference between past and present tense


It “was” to wear a condom. It isn’t any more of course; most experts now agree that the best way is to wrap your penis in ODTs – guaranteed abstinence. 



Next, we continue the saga that is the ODT’s attempts to shoehorn Superman quotes in everything,


At least they guessed correctly this time. 



Then, a letter,


No Tony, no one has thought of that already. And there’s a reason, Tony.



And finally, we don’t know what’s happening here, although we’re sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation.

This article first appeared in Issue 8, 2018.
Posted 6:22pm Thursday 19th April 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin.