To start this week we have a dramatic encounter
The ODT was facing up against their nemesis: the concept of “fun”.
The ODT have noticed a problem
Oh no. Not the biting spiders, why can’t it be the singing spiders?
Then the ODT got confused
We would like to confirm that it is a bridge, which, to be fair to the ODT, was one of their guesses.
Here at ODT Watch we’re infamously lazy, so we’re always happy when someone makes fun of the ODT for us, like this letter does:
“Yes, but top of what?” tentatively asked an ODT staffer. The room turned in a homogenous wave and stared. “Don’t worry about her,” said a burly editor with a Yorkshire accent, “she’s new here. She’ll soon learn to stop asking Questions. SEND HER TO THE PIT.” Naked acolytes with the letter “O” carved in the flesh of their thighs leapt from the ceiling, hauling away the intern to dread regions unseen.