Impoverished man convinces self that he actually doesn’t mind the taste of Double Brown

Impoverished man convinces self that he actually doesn’t mind the taste of Double Brown

Commerce student Dan Marlow totally reckons he actually likes the taste of notoriously cheap and nasty beer Double Brown. “Yeah it’s pretty good, honestly. Goes down a treat if it’s super cold. Tastes the same as pretty much any other beer.”

When asked what inspired his purchase, he claimed that it was nothing to do with being tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt and at the end of his personal overdraft, but was actually a personal choice. "Nah mate, I've always thought it was pretty alright to be honest" he said, lying. 

Despite talking a big game, Marlow was later seen snooping around and scabbing a Speight’s out of his mate’s 24 box.

This article first appeared in Issue 1, 2018.
Posted 12:39pm Wednesday 28th March 2018 by A Scarfie.