Lozz's World | Issue 2
Posted 4:53pm Sunday 4th March 2012
Hi kids. Currently I am sufficiently hung over to qualify for a disability grant. On top of feeling like a chemo patient in his fourth week of treatment, I am also extremely fucked off. I’m not angry about the rash on my crotch or the lingering smell of red Powerade-vomit wafting through the flat, Read more...
Lozz's World
Posted 3:41pm Saturday 25th February 2012
Kia Ora and all that shit. Welcome to the first installment of Lozz’s World. Throughout this completely self-indulgent column I will discuss current events (yeah, not really), express my opinion on everything relevant to scarfies, pass on the silliest yarns from around campus and generally rant Read more...
Bouncing off the Halls - 28
Posted 2:33am Monday 17th October 2011
What a year it has been. The naïve, innocent little first years who joined us in February are now all grown up. In fact it’s hard to believe that less than eight months ago these shameless, grubby little creatures were STI-free, respectable members of society whose parents still loved them. Read more...
New Unipol facility to open January 23
Posted 2:31am Monday 17th October 2011
Unipol Recreation Centre will reopen in the new location of the University Plaza Building on January 23 next year. The move to the new facility has been a long time coming and will provide students and paying members of the public with new and improved recreational facilities. The Read more...
Study suggests lazy drunks do not outperform diligent nerds. Everyone deeply surprised.
Posted 4:21am Monday 10th October 2011
A recent study has crushed the age-old myth that binge drinking and afternoon classes are the most effective method of achieving excellent grades at university. The research, conducted by two psychologists at St Lawrence University in America, studied the habits of 253 students and found that Read more...
Another mind-blowing referendum
Posted 4:17am Monday 10th October 2011
Students can hardly contain themselves Critic was literally frothing at the gash when they found out the details of the upcoming OUSA referendum, and undoubtedly the rest of our readers are equally hot and bothered about getting their sticky little fingers on the scoop. Read more...
Bouncing off the Halls - 26
Posted 3:21am Monday 3rd October 2011
This edition of “Bouncing off the Halls” was supposed to appear in next week’s Critic, but at short notice senior management sent us out into the field to see what we could find, and they weren’t disappointed. Kicking things off, we were told that a little while ago some eager little UniColian Read more...
OUSA Elections
Posted 5:16am Monday 19th September 2011
Nominations for the 2012 OUSA elections for all positions open on Monday September 19 and close on Friday September 23. All nominees must be nominated and seconded by fellow students, and present their IDs. Following this, the presidential forum will take place on Wednesday September 28 Read more...
Pig killed in North Dunedin. South Dunedinites mourn loss of relative.
Posted 5:03am Monday 19th September 2011
A group of unassuming scarfies were the victims of an unfortunate piece of malicious littering on Sunday September 11, after they discovered a deceased pig in their wheelie bin in the early hours of the morning. The group had enjoyed a pleasant night out in town after watching the England vs Read more...
Mayor proud of his big black cock
Posted 4:48am Monday 19th September 2011
Dunedin Mayor Dave Cull is “pretty proud” to have a gigantic black phallic object protruding from the Octagon. The ‘artwork’ piece titled ‘The Haka Peep Show’ is a large black pou (post or pillar) that contains 3D videos featuring four haka performed by prominent Maori Read more...
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