Fact: students not all that disease ridden

Posted 5:31am Monday 8th August 2011

Despite being irresponsible, binge-drinking slops who rarely attend class and mostly just waste the government’s money at the rate of $170 a week, Dunedin students are apparently not riddled with venereal disease. Following the election of new OUSA President Logan Edgar, many have been Read more...

University skips foreplay, goes straight to rough penetration

Posted 8:20am Thursday 19th May 2011

The University of Otago Property Services division is prevaricating like a motherfucker when deciding whether or not to boot some students out of their flats mid year to make way for a new Castle St day care centre. The prolonged saga can only now be reported in Critic after the University stalled Read more...

Business School tests Blackboard-based dating service?

Posted 3:59am Monday 11th April 2011

The latest online craze predicted to sweep the University of Otago is “Blackboard Dating”, after enterprising business student Sam Love last week used Blackboard’s group email function to attempt to charm a girl known only as “Sarah”. In a move both innovative and profoundly retarded (noted Read more...