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Capping Show Review: The Good, The Bad, and The Nazi Jokes
Posted 10:38pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Hanna Varrs, Molly Smith Soppet, Iris Hehir & Ellie Bennett
Warning: Semi-spoilers for Capping Show included. Critic Te Ārohi braved the rain and headed along to the opening of this year’s Capping Show, dressed to the nines (in our old hall merch – opening night was fresher-themed) and ready for a hilarious night. The Read more...
The Saltiest Pretzel Stick CONSPIRACY
Posted 10:33pm Sunday 18th May 2025 by Zoe Eckhoff
Ahh the pretzel stick. A delicacy for 5-year-olds with the finest taste. A lunchbox snack that your friends would always ask for a share of. A crispy, salted delight in stick form; it’s genius. Well, if you were looking for another reason to hate capitalism, this is it. The beloved pretzel Read more...
Op-Ed: Otago Community holding Congress to adopt the Otago Declaration on Palestine
Posted 3:38pm Sunday 11th May 2025 by Staff for Palestine
On Thursday 15th May at 12pm staff, students and alumni from the University of Otago community are coming together to adopt a Declaration that supports Palestinian rights and adopts BDS (Boycott, Divest, Sanction). All staff, students and alumni are invited to join us as we come together to stand Read more...
Radio One’s Racket for NZ Music Month
Posted 3:28pm Sunday 11th May 2025 by Hanna Varrs
The month of May is upon us, and as is Music Month across the motu – a time of year that has its roots firmly intertwined with student media. That’s a lot of M’s. The pioneers of Music Month are our radio stations, which consistently lift the bar in promoting Aotearoa Read more...
A Tale of Twin, Differently Priced Papers
Posted 3:26pm Sunday 11th May 2025 by Gryffin Blockley
It’s a tale of two papers: ECOL411 (Reading Ecology) and MARI403 (Critical Thinking for Environmental Scientists). Both papers are more similar than they may seem at first: same course coordinator, assessments and taught together at the same time, in the same room. So what’s the Read more...
Unattended Pot Teaches Lesson in Fire Safety
Posted 3:24pm Sunday 11th May 2025 by Cailin Williams
Waking up to a group of hot, sweaty men in uniform does not sound like something one might be opposed to, though the high chance of suffocation from smoke inhalation may change your mind. Second-year Dundas-dweller Zara experienced something that can only be found in a plot of a Colleen Hoover book Read more...
Ōtepoti’s Largest Trans-Rights Protest
Posted 3:07pm Sunday 11th May 2025 by Gryffin Blockley
Hundreds gathered in the Octagon on the 3rd of May in a loud, proud, and unrelenting show of solidarity against New Zealand First’s proposed gender definition bill. It was reportedly Ōtepoti’s largest ever trans-rights protest, with rainbow umbrellas against drizzly weather giving a Read more...
Uni To Maintain Institutionally Neutral, Adopt Ethical Policy
Posted 3:04pm Sunday 11th May 2025 by Nina Brown
The long-awaited results of a University working group on institutional neutrality are out. The University of Otago announced last week that they will be accepting the recommendations of the group’s 25 page report to adopt a statement on institutional neutrality (dubbed “vague and Read more...
Amnesty Forum Sparks Urgent Conversations
Posted 3:01pm Sunday 11th May 2025 by Ella Grayson
On April 14, Amnesty Youth Otago hosted a dynamic forum in the Business School – titled “People Power Movement: Youth Criminal Justice and Youth Activism”. The talk drew students, advocates, and change-makers into a discussion on the future of justice and equity. Amnesty Read more...
“Intimidating” and Possibly Haunted Portraits Removed from Med School
Posted 10:14pm Sunday 4th May 2025 by Adam Stitely
The removal of portraits depicting former Obstetrics (the medical speciality of childbirth and postpartum), Gynaecology and Women’s Health Heads of Departments from the Med School has caused rumours to circulate. A little birdy told Critic Te Ārohi that some students had found them Read more...
Ōtepoti Outrage at NZ First “Transphobic” Bill
Posted 10:03pm Sunday 4th May 2025 by Gryffin Blockley
New Zealand First has submitted a members’ bill to the Parliamentarian biscuit tin that would define the meaning of ‘man’ and ‘woman’ to mean “an adult human biological male” and a “adult human biological female” respectively within the Read more...
Rising Stars Team Up With Dunedin Youth Orchestra
Posted 10:00pm Sunday 4th May 2025 by Gryffin Blockley
Three young Dunedinites are set to grace the stage of Ōtepoti’s Town Hall on May 16th, alongside the local legends that are the Dunedin Youth Orchestra. Aptly taking place during New Zealand’s music month, the night will feature two parts – a programme from the Youth Read more...
Spilling The (Bubble) Tea: Why Was Chatime Closed?
Posted 9:58pm Sunday 4th May 2025 by Hanna Varrs
The campus branch of iconic bubble tea vendor ‘Chatime’ is rumoured to have been closed due to the Uni’s disposable cup policy, sparked by a UoO ‘Meaningful Confessions’ Facebook post that alleges the “stupid university sustainability people” won’t Read more...
Student Climate Activist Summoned to Court
Posted 9:37pm Sunday 4th May 2025 by Nina Brown
Many students take advantage of the Easter Break for a Central Otago roadie, an extortionately priced flight home to the Easter bunny (Mum and Dad), or to hole up in the library and catch up on assignments – all noble causes. In a more bespoke use of their break, a handful of Otago students Read more...
Poppa’s Pizza Turns 50
Posted 9:35pm Sunday 4th May 2025 by Stella Weston
Established in 1975 and born to an ex-Scarfie duo originally from Italy, Poppa’s Pizza is New Zealand’s oldest pizzeria at 50 years old – and for good reason. Critic Te Ārohi sat at the feet of the grandaddy pizzeria for a history lesson. It was two students who originally Read more...
Execrable: Another “Robust” Meeting
Posted 9:33pm Sunday 4th May 2025 by Nina Brown
It seems the Easter Break was well-needed for the OUSA Exec, who showed up to their first meeting back looking a bit sleepy – except for the golden labrador, Bailey, who enthusiastically chewed his squeaky toy the whole time. President Liam had worked throughout the break, something he Read more...
Opinion: The OUSA Referendum Has Been Very Poorly Advertised
Posted 10:32pm Sunday 27th April 2025 by Hanna Varrs
Hear ye, hear ye! OUSA referendum question submissions are open and will close on the 2nd of May. That’s really fucking soon – so whip out your thinking caps and email Vice-Pres Amy Martin (adminvp@ousa.org.nz) with all the questions you can think of! Want a student bar? Shall Read more...
OSJP Rally For Palestine (Again)
Posted 10:30pm Sunday 27th April 2025 by Hanna Varrs
Otago Students for Justice in Palestine (OSJP) held another rally for Palestine on Otago University campus on April 16th*. Speeches were given by Neave, an organiser for OSJP, and Brandon Johnstone, a member of Staff for Palestine. The group proceeded to march around the Uni, chanting for their Read more...
Return Of The Weka
Posted 9:54pm Sunday 27th April 2025 by Zoe Eckhoff
Flightless, small, curious, and feisty. You may think we’re describing your most recent Tinder date, but Critic is actually describing an endemic bird: the weka. While weka are likely not fond of a candlelit steak dinner (they prefer the most critical piece of metal you bring along camping, Read more...
Opinion: The Mid-semester Conspiracy That The Clocktower Doesn’t Want You To Know About
Posted 9:50pm Sunday 27th April 2025 by Gryffin Blockley
It’s a tale as old as time (or 1869 at least): slumped in a chair in your first lecture post mid-semester break, you see your UC mate’s story. There he is, week two into his three-week break, cracking a beer or doing whatever tragic standard ‘fun’ is for an engineer. Our Read more...


