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Waterway Revamp Minimises Leithal Floods
Posted 3:50pm Sunday 4th August 2013 by Thomas Raethel
Otago University has agreed to commit $204,000 towards the development of a beautified Water of Leith, adjacent to the Clocktower. This sum is only a fraction of the $5.4 million that the Otago Regional Council expects to spend on the project over the summer. The funds have been sourced from Read more...
Dunedin Gets Cable in Confused Quest to Catch Up With Rest of World
Posted 3:50pm Sunday 4th August 2013 by Claudia Herron
A $21 million initiative to reintroduce a Cable Car link from the Exchange to Mornington is gaining support internationally and could see it become an “icon” for Dunedin. Over the course of two information sessions held at the Otago Museum, the Dunedin Cable Car Trust revealed that the Read more...
Two Guys One Sock (Puppet)
Posted 3:50pm Sunday 4th August 2013 by Staff Reporter
OUSA is going to the polls yet again, this time to find a new Finance Officer following Lucy Gaudin’s departure to the greener pastures of OUSA’s Accounts department. Critic thanks Lucy sincerely, as we have always loved covering fortnightly elections. Voting will commence on 13 August at Read more...
Protestors Fight The Pows
Posted 3:50pm Sunday 4th August 2013 by Jack Montgomerie
Hundreds of protestors gathered in the Octagon on Saturday 27 July to demonstrate against proposed new legislation that would allow the Government Communications Security Bureau (GCSB) to collect private data from New Zealanders. The demonstration was held in conjunction with other protests Read more...
Dunedin Could Be Larried at Any Moment
Posted 4:45pm Sunday 28th July 2013 by Bella Macdonald
Following the recent earthquakes that rocked Seddon and Wellington, experts have warned that Dunedin, or anywhere else in the South Island, could be next. The most recent major earthquake in Dunedin occurred when the Akatore fault moved in 1974. However, the Akatore, along with two other Read more...
Little Girl Counts Dead Sheep
Posted 4:45pm Sunday 28th July 2013 by Jamie Breen
Although police once thought burning couches was a serious crime, a new form of vandalism has caught their attention. A pet sheep was stolen, bashed, set on fire, and the dead body dumped back at its original Clermiston Ave residence in Dunedin last week. Police were called to the scene when Read more...
Otago Tops Ranking for Most Rankings Topped
Posted 4:45pm Sunday 28th July 2013 by Zane Pocock
The University of Otago has been ranked New Zealand’s top university in all four measures of the Educational Performance Indicators (EPIs) released by the Tertiary Education Commission (TEC) last Wednesday. It is the first time any university has been the top in all four measures, although the EPI Read more...
Exec Has Erection Over New By-Election
Posted 4:45pm Sunday 28th July 2013 by Staff Reporter
OUSA is set to have ANOTHER by-election, after Finance Officer Lucy Gaudin announced that she would step down from 1 August. Gaudin resigned in order to take up a new, full time role as OUSA Accounts Administrator. Other members of the Executive were quick to pay tribute to Gaudin. President Read more...
Patriarchal Scooter Explodes in an Effort to Keep Woman at Home
Posted 4:45pm Sunday 28th July 2013 by Claudia Herron
A late night explosion in Mosgiel has left a woman “housebound” after her mobility scooter burst into flames whilst charging at her home on Green Street. The Otago Daily Times reported that Eleanor Moore (68) awoke at 11pm on the evening of Friday 19 July to find her “only means of Read more...
Fucking Hikes for Fucking Hacks
Posted 4:45pm Sunday 28th July 2013 by Sam McChesney
OUSA President Francisco Hernandez has tabled a memorandum proposing changes to the Executive’s honoraria. The memorandum, which was tabled on 19 July, proposes slight reductions in base pay but with the addition of large performance-based bonuses. These would result in potential pay Read more...


