Critical Tribune: STI Rates Plummet in North D as Castle Clears Out for Exams
Posted 2:24pm Monday 13th October 2025

Reports from frightened freshers have highlighted the concerning increase in Butter hats and Birks across Central Library’s floors. “I didn’t know they knew where campus was!” said Tim, a first-year and future breatha from Studholme, telling Critical Tribune he’s Read more...
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