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Pint-flation at U-Bar: An Economic Analysis
Posted 11:19pm Sunday 9th March 2025 by peter barclay
Students could once walk into U-Bar’s Wednesday Pint Night with a crisp $20 note, leaving four pints happier and with a shirt as soaked as your poor liver during Flo and O-Week. News of ‘pint-flation’ has spread across campus following the discovery that students’ most Read more...
Wanted: Serial Central Lib Red Wine Slugger
Posted 11:16pm Sunday 9th March 2025 by Cailin Williams
Planning on a bender but don’t know where? Consider the Central Library. A mysterious male individual has been caught not once, not twice, but allegedly on weekly occasions of drinking six to seven bottles of wine in the Central Library over the summer break. However, the University is Read more...
Execrable: The First OUSA Exec Meeting (that Critic attended)
Posted 11:06pm Sunday 9th March 2025 by Nina Brown
The OUSA Exec had their meatiest meeting yet last Wednesday, March 5th – coincidentally the first Critic Te Ārohi was in attendance for. Critic parked up in the corner couches and locked into an hour and a half of aggressive note-taking (first-year-lecture style) and aggressive listening Read more...
BDS Complaint Prompts 30-Minute “Robust” Exec Discussion
Posted 10:52pm Sunday 9th March 2025 by Nina Brown
The OUSA Exec are in the hot seat over OUSA’s Boycott, Divestments and Sanctions (BDS) “posture” against businesses associated with the state of Israel – including Domino’s, who was excluded from Tent City. Two formal student complaints (and one informal complaint from Read more...
Toroa Has Outgrown Its Fresher Pants
Posted 8:08pm Sunday 2nd March 2025 by Jonathan McCabe
Toroa College is putting on its Big Boy Pants this year, transitioning from your typical first-year hall to a self-catered accommodation option for international and domestic postgrads and mature students. There’s only so long a hall can cope with watching 17-year-olds slam two for $40 Read more...
Campus’ Summer Glow-Up
Posted 8:05pm Sunday 2nd March 2025 by Jonathan McCabe
The University campus is like your one friend who actually hit the gym this summer and achieved their long-promised summer glow-up. Auahi Ora, Burns lecture theatres, Arana College, and OUSA’s Clubs and Socs are some of the spaces to receive a much-needed cash injection and a fresh lick of Read more...
The Ghosts of Cumby Past
Posted 8:01pm Sunday 2nd March 2025 by Harry Almey
It all started one fateful O-Week day. At 4:08 am, Cumberland resident Alex sent a message to the college-wide Snapchat which shook the college to its core: “There was a fucking ghost in my room.” Cue Critic. Alex lives on the Classical floor of Cumby. According to him, he woke up Read more...
A Baptism by Spaghetti
Posted 7:52pm Sunday 2nd March 2025 by Stella Weston
Selwyn College’s latest event does nothing to ease their culty reputation, and they wouldn’t have it any other way. One of their most cherished traditions – the Leith Run – took place on the Saturday morning of O-week, bringing together nervous freshers and hungover exies in Read more...
OUSA Exec: Academic Accessibility
Posted 7:27pm Sunday 2nd March 2025 by Stella Lynch
Listen up, academic weapons. Whether you’re part of the furniture here at Otago or brand-spanking new to our beautiful university, you should care about the accessibility of your education. That’s right, we’re talking lecture recordings and paid placements. Let’s start Read more...
Knox Panda-Dove Wins ‘Inflatey 180: The Sequel’
Posted 7:24pm Sunday 2nd March 2025 by Nina Brown
The Zoo was heaving on Saturday, February 22nd, for the famous Inflatey180. The Inflatey180, which is to the Highlanders game what Kendrick Lamar was to the Superbowl, is the half-time entertainment that everyone really went to see. Each hall (except 192 Castle and Carrington) put forward a tribute Read more...

