Execrable - 27
Critic greatly appreciated the brevity of last week’s meeting, especially in light of the fact that this week’s meeting is apparently cancelled due to lack of business to discuss. That’s either efficiency of the highest order, or total and utter laziness, depending on your view of the current Exec’s work ethic.
The Exec meeting with the Academic Audit Panel caused a bit of controversy when Katie informed the rest of the crew that the Panel only wanted to meet with her, Logan and Shonelle. Francisco decided that this was a move of blatant racism, as they were only “taking all the white people.” Sarah was quick to point out that she is white and didn’t get picked, only to realise soon afterwards that she has in fact got a bit of Maori in her. Obviously very in touch with her heritage is that one.
Debate about the state of the squash courts took up a decent portion of the extremely short meeting, with the resident expert on all such matters, a woman named Debbie, coming in to have a chat to the Exec about it. It was a good thing she did as well, since no one else present seemed to have any of the required information to make any sort of intelligent decision about things. Like the Mojos dilemma, where the Exec were plagued by indecision for a good few weeks, the Exec were very reluctant to make a definitive call on the matter until they sort out their negotiations with the University about what services they are to contract out in the VSM environment.
Unfortunately for fans of the game, the courts may not last a few more weeks, with Logan proclaiming, upon examination of the photos, “she’s looking a bit like Christchurch here actually.” Apparently the courts were last plastered about 10 years ago, and the patches they put on about two months ago haven’t held up too well.
Thomas, conference calling in all the way from the Shaky City itself, confirmed all of Critic’s suspicions about the jelly-wrestling kinkiness of postgrads, when he claimed to be using an email address along the lines of postgrad@orgy.co.nz. Logan wisely told him that the best course was “denial, it’s not just a river in Africa you know.” Turns out Logan IS “smart as fuck”; that’s an absolute cracker of a pun in our book.