ODT Watch | Issue 24

ODT Watch | Issue 24

The local council elections are coming up, prompting old white men to make unusual comments in a desperate bid to appear relevant.

But I can’t throw out my vandal collection, its antique.

 

Giraffes are actually just four animals in a large trench coat, humorously trying to sneak into R rated films. 

 

This week the ODT decided to print a picture that will be used to tease a child for the rest of his life.

 

Here at ODT Watch we always enjoy it when the ODT reports on something not happening. 

 

The ODT then asked the rest of the aquatic animals whether they knew who was implicated, culminating in

The fish knew, they just weren’t snitches.

This article first appeared in Issue 24, 2016.
Posted 12:05pm Saturday 24th September 2016 by Charlie O’Mannin and Connor Seddon.