Thus begins the saga of Otago citizen Cha’nelle Smith (e-mail: sexiihunii4u@hotmail.com). Delighted at the prospect of nabbing a bargain at Dunedin’s fashion Mecca (maybe even that stylish wee number from Pagani?), she and her best gal-pals made the trip in from South D. “A sale is just what I need,” she thought, since she had ceased employment at her local Maccas, forced to...
There was also the small issue of her Chicken Chomp-induced spare tyre, though her mother had assured her between mouthfuls of nuggets that she could..
While disappointment arose when it became apparent that the ODT had misled her (and it was, in fact, Meridian Energy up for sale), she got to head home to see that...
However, once again her beloved ODT had let her down, with this referring to the Australian decision regarding world trade. “Thank God,” thought Cha’nelle, that the ODT returned to its usual literal style when reporting on her favourite sport.
