ChatGOTH: The Flatmate

ChatGOTH: The Flatmate

Hey ChatGoth, 
Long time listener, first time caller here. I have a bit of a problem with a flatmate who brings things home from adventures, whilst some of these things are rather amusing, others are more outright strange. One of these things is logs, just cut up bits of tree. He hasn't been too bad with bringing stuff like this in, but it is something I and my flatmates would like to nip in the bud. Any advice?


 

Hooooooo boy you asked the wrong fucking fake AI. This is literally fine in my books. I have no advice, other than to get over it. I’m in full support of what this man is doing. It is fun to pick random things up and then you Have them and they are Yours. Crazy that it works like that. Logs are cool – make sure he doesn’t fuck with decomposing ones though as they are likely home to many wee species. Maybe don’t fuck with your flatmate too much, either. Prolly not a great idea to mess with someone who has a growing collection of potential blunt force weapons. 

Logging off,
ChatGOTH

This article first appeared in Issue 10, 2024.
Posted 6:57pm Sunday 5th May 2024 by ChatGOTH.