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Editorial: Stay Safe, Kids
Posted 1:08pm Sunday 14th April 2024 by Nina Brown
Welcome to the Drugs Issue. You may have picked that up already based on the bong-heavy design of both the cover and centrefold. We timed it to come out the week of Hyde Street Party and 4/20 – which conveniently happens to be the same day this year. I see you, OUSA. “Drugs” is Read more...
Local Produce: Purple Dog
Posted 10:09pm Friday 5th April 2024 by Jordan Irvine
Starting off the year with a slew of Pint Night performances at U-Bar, Purple Dog have now established themselves as a prominent Ōtepoti band. As they gear up to release a second single, Critic Te Ārohi caught up with the band to ask about their origin story, new music, and upcoming Read more...
Debatable: Should Hyde residents have to pay for tickets to the Hyde Street Party?
Posted 10:07pm Friday 5th April 2024 by Liam Gould
Debatable is a column written by the Otago University Debating Society. The Debating Society welcomes new members and meets at the Business School every Tuesday at 6pm. For: Liam Gould Okay, so it might be a bit stink that on top of overpaying for what is likely a cold and damp flat on Read more...
Booze Review: Mulled Wine
Posted 9:57pm Friday 5th April 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
Daylight savings is creeping forward, bringing with it shit weather and a splash of seasonal depression. In this autumnal slump, we want a drink that reminds us of simpler times, like Christmas – not New Zealand Christmas, but the one you see in low-budget rom-coms. I want to get fucked up Read more...
ChatGOTH: Heracles
Posted 9:50pm Friday 5th April 2024 by ChatGOTH
Hi ChatGOTH, I need help slaying the Hydra. My ex will not stop trying to talk to me. As per usual post-break up courtesy, I asked for space but little did I know how challenging this labour would be. Long story short, it got to the point where I had to block her (so my phone would stop Read more...
Takeaways: Week 6
Posted 9:49pm Friday 5th April 2024 by Critic
SOMETHING TO WATCH ‘Almost Pumping’ short film If you haven’t watched it yet, you’re missing out. Isaac Chadwick’s short film ‘Almost Pumping’ is a 16-minute fever dream of surf, as Chaddy and his mates tackle the waves of Indonesia, describing Read more...
Moaningful Confessions: Catman
Posted 8:53pm Friday 5th April 2024 by Critic
We’re coming up on the anniversary of this story so I feel as though I have enough closure to share it. This was my first attempt at a Tinder hook up after a breakup, and I knew the guy from home so I thought it would be chill. No surprises, I was wrong. Everything is set up, Read more...
Horoscopes: Week 6
Posted 8:28pm Friday 5th April 2024 by Critic
Aquarius When life gives you lemons, make a vodka LLB (lemon, lime and bitters), sit back and watch the world burn. There is nothing you can do to save those plebs. Your morning mantra: I am healthy, I am wealthy Pisces You are very aware of your surroundings this week. While your intuition is Read more...
Editorial: Turn On Your Heat Pump
Posted 8:25pm Friday 5th April 2024 by Nina Brown
It’s time we all grew up and turned our heat pumps on. I will die on this hill. To all the power Scrooges out there, I get it. The early stages of flatting are a hard fiscal slap in the face. You hear the phrase “cozzie livs” (boomer translation: “cost of living”) Read more...
Booze Review: Sour Apple Cruisers
Posted 4:35pm Saturday 23rd March 2024 by Chunny Bill Swilliams
Critic was a bit late this St Patty’s to jump on the bandwagon and acquire the breatha’s Irish drink of choice: Lime Cruisers. We even mished to the unfamiliar territory of South Dunedin, but to no avail. We were left with the consolation prize, the ugly step-sister of this green and Read more...