Boy and Girl - 10

by Boy and Girl | 1:55 pm 11/07/2010

Pop Quiz Online.

Boy: question 1: how often do you check your breasts out in public?

Girl: umm, not very often, hardly at all 

Girl: i mean, unless there’s a mirror or a window reflection

  Boy: or, unless, you're looking down your own top!

12:18 PM Boy: question 2: would you ever stop to stare down your own top, mid 

  conversation, in a bar, multiple times?

Girl: hahaha. ummm, no, unless i was on acid and suddenly fascinated

12:19 PM Boy: haha, so true

Girl: or MAYBE if i was paranoid i'd worn a too low-cut top

  and i was checking i was decent

Boy: last night a girl hung out with us that pulled out her singlet and stared down her top on a regular basis, then went round rubbing her chest into everyone at the table.

Girl: oh weird

Boy: girls do that sometimes

12:25 PM Girl: i wonder if they’re fake and brand new.

Boy: haha, no idea.

Girl: that would explain why she’s so hyperaware and proud

12:26 PM and also, wtf: "girls sometimes do that."

Boy: yea, the, "if i rub my tits against you, you'll like me" routine.

Girl: really??

Boy: i'm sure guys have an equivalent.

Girl: that is so gross

12:27 PM Boy: yep

Girl: the only thing i have EVER done, is hug someone a bit too sexually/ close, but only when it’s clear that feeling is mutual

  like, i give the boy the 'hug power' to pull me close / keep me away

  Boy: her friend then started running that routine.

  and she added batting eye-lashes and puppy-dog eyes.

12:28 PM Girl: god, i bet these are the kind of girls who read stupid magazines and talk about how men are assholes and "why dont i ever meet nice guys??"

Boy: yep, probably

Girl: you don’t meet nice guys by putting yourself on a meat market ladies

  Boy: haha, totes.

12:29 PM Girl: nice / cool guys think that's gross.

Boy: anyway, i still went to karaoke and sung some songs

Girl: unless they’re really drunk / desperate and MIGHT do you for ONE night but they certainly wouldn’t want anything serious

  Boy: please, i think i've been the drunkest and most desperate

  and i STILL don't go there

  Girl: haha, true

  Boy: it just doesn't work.

12:30 PM Girl: it's that whole "self-fulfilling prophecy" thing – expect men to be gross assholes, pick them up as if that’s how they are, and that’s what you'll get.

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