Moaningful_Confessions.txt | Robot rendezvous
Posted 5:29pm Friday 19th August 2022 by Critic
I had the most amazing rendezvous last night. I was out at the bar with a few friends when I spotted him across the room. He was tall, dark, and handsome, and I couldn't help but stare. I could tell he was interested too, because he kept making eye contact with me. After a couple of drinks, I Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | Silent but Deadly
Posted 6:23pm Sunday 22nd May 2022 by Critic
Picture this: it’s a Friday night (or rather Saturday morning), I’ve had a few cheeky beverages and I’m messaging a hot guy on Snapchat. I swiped right on him on a dating app and we hit it off pretty quickly. Now onto the story. I was surrounded by some friends in a very public Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | Shit happens
Posted 3:10pm Sunday 8th May 2022 by Critic
It all started on a normal Friday night in North Dunedin. Plenty of drinks deep, and the night started to quiet down. My flat mate and I are the last ones standing, we’re chilling in the lounge anticipating our next move. One of her old friends visiting Dunedin arrives with another one of his Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | Started from the bottom, now we still there
Posted 1:17pm Sunday 10th April 2022 by Critic
It was a beautiful Saturday evening in an unspecified location outside of Dunedin. I have been sinking a few too many drinks when all of a sudden I have to get up to yak. Here’s the thing about me… every time I yak I piss myself. So, here I am, yak successful but now I have stained my Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | A Cocktower Confession
Posted 3:19pm Sunday 20th March 2022 by Critic
Once upon a time, in a place not too far away, your girl did something a lil’ bit nasty on Uni grounds. I had been going to some university events which I shall not name, in the sake of protecting my identity and, well, my ego. While I was there, I met a pretty cute boy whom I shall call Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | How I Caught an S-T-Daddy
Posted 1:42pm Sunday 13th March 2022 by Critic
After spending 4 months in one of New Zealand’s shittest small towns, sleeping in a single bed, and spending all my time with my parents and the one friend I still talk to from high school, I was horny and ready to get back out into Dunedin. It was my first night back and I was alone Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | A Sinking Feeling
Posted 3:40pm Sunday 10th October 2021 by Critic
Out Of Reach The knock at the door got me jumping off the bed in seconds. I ran down the stairs, excited to see her. My eyes lit up as I saw her. My new vibrator was just as I had imagined, a petite wee thing, exactly like her profile. I escorted her upstairs to my room. Things escalated quickly Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | Serving our country
Posted 12:38am Saturday 2nd October 2021 by Critic
With daylight savings creeping up, it’s time for me to reminisce on what I was doing this time last year. My lovely friend (we’ll call her Sophie) and I had decided to head to Christchurch, with hopes of pulling a pair of guys. After trying to shotgun a few too many drinks beforehand, Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | The Girl Next Door
Posted 4:00pm Sunday 26th September 2021 by Critic
Me and Jade had been neighbours for as long as I can remember. Growing up in the hinterlands of the south, we had gone to school in Gore together. Even as we got into the saddle of puberty, I had never really seen her as a potential romantic filly — I was in a stable relationship, and besides, Read more...
Moaningful Confessions | No Ragrets
Posted 6:57pm Monday 20th September 2021 by Critic
When the Critic asked us to spill our most scandalous sexcapades I didn’t know where to start. I still don’t. So many stories. Do I start with the three-way in a sauna which ended with more than sweat dripping down my body? Or the twelve-man orgy in which I could only make out the Read more...
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