Poetry Corner | Woooajhhhaohahahapahaahshoooahhh
Posted 2:05pm Sunday 24th September 2017 by Brennan Gale
This is the time to strike, the time for us to be reborn, a native imbalance, restoring the faith of our past. Once again, we've failed, failed to reinvigorate our retinas, failed to reach the desired result. We were once great, now we're shredded, dreaded, beheaded. Thoughtless opinions, Read more...
The Hell Hole | Worm
Posted 2:09pm Sunday 24th September 2017 by Anon
There was a tiny dot on the end of my nose; a single pore with a pinprick of yellow gunk. I scratched it, then, when it didn’t move, I squeezed it. A tiny tiny worm arced out and plonked its weeny yellow head onto the skin on my nose. A teeny pore-worm. Nice. The worm was wriggling. It Read more...
Clark V. Woodhouse | Housing
Posted 11:14am Sunday 17th September 2017 by David Clark
Michael Woodhouse Buying a home is often the single biggest purchase a person makes in their lifetime and National is committed to working hard to ensure more New Zealanders are able to own their own home. The most difficult hurdle to overcome for first home buyers is pulling together the Read more...
Sage Advice | Politics
Posted 2:37pm Sunday 17th September 2017 by Mat Clarkson
“Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.” - Donald J. Trump, @realDonaldTrump “Tweets on Winston Peters NZ Politician” - Winston Peters, @winstonpeters It’s that time again, Read more...
ODT Watch | Wedding Edition
Posted 11:29am Sunday 17th September 2017 by Charlie O’Mannin
This week we journey hand-in-hand into the wonder that is the ODT Wedding Guide. Hell, yes! No matter what you do, do NOT let any women speak at your wedding They’ll only gossip, nag, and tell everybody that they don’t want to be there and are being sold by Read more...
Editorial | Critic’s View on the General Election: Labour Is the Option For Us
Posted 10:23am Sunday 17th September 2017 by Critic
Disclaimer: This endorsement is the view of Critic Magazine and was in no way solicited by the Labour Party or any person affiliated with it. It represents the editorial views of the magazine and no one else. At the outset of this editorial, we admit that endorsements of political parties are an Read more...
Mystery Object Hunt (September 18-24)
Posted 12:52pm Sunday 17th September 2017 by Critic
The line-up of wonderful celebratory days this week is something worth celebrating in itself! Monday 18 September – Hug a Greeting Card Writer Day Sometimes there’s really no better way of expressing your feelings than how they are already written in a greeting card. Read more...
Inventions Out of Time | Metareviews
Posted 12:58pm Sunday 17th September 2017 by Charlie O’Mannin
0/5 Metareviews are reviews about reviews and they suck. Their primary purpose is to painfully expose that what the reader is reading has been constructed by someone. Theoretically there is a point behind being meta; someone can try to expose that their own work is constructed in order to make Read more...
Ethel & Hyde | Small Town Tosser Poison recipe
Posted 1:44pm Sunday 17th September 2017 by Student Support
Dear Ethel and Hyde I’ve been dating this guy for eight months and I think I love him. But last weekend my best friend told me that she saw him in Dunedin kissing another girl at a party when he was meant to be out of town with his friends. I believe her, she is one of my best friends. When Read more...
No One Over 20 Should Still Be Drinking KGB
Posted 1:51pm Sunday 17th September 2017 by Swilliam Shakesbeer
This lovely wee drop is responsible for more lost virginities than the Year 13 ball. It’s incredibly fizzy and sweet; it’s a gorgeous treat. It can be a real gamble though, if you seriously miscalculate how much you need to drink in a space of time, you’ll just get pumped up on Read more...
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