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Critic Lite
Posted 7:59pm Saturday 14th March 2026 by Critic
Last week, Critic Lite* hit stands with a reduced page count. For 2026, the magazine is alternating between 36-page and 16-page editions every other week. This change was announced in Issue 25 of Critic Te Ārohi last year, but many people did not know about this until the first Critic Lite* was Read more...
Horoscopes: Issue 4 2026
Posted 7:40pm Saturday 14th March 2026 by The Orb
Pisces You're going to get ragebaited beyond belief this week. Seeing that your dealer has a 50-inch TV, while you had to sell your soul for the $50 note in your hand, will cause you to question if your degree is worth it. It's probably not, but you have started, so may as well Read more...
My Reflections on International Women's Day and Baby Keem
Posted 7:37pm Saturday 14th March 2026 by Hanna Varrs
International Women’s Day was around a week ago now, on March 8th. I think a decent amount about what it means to be a woman, and the majority of the time my sentiment is that I’m very happy to be one. However, I am a special kind of woman. I’m an intimidating one. I Read more...
Crossword Answers - Issue 4 2026
Posted 7:26pm Saturday 14th March 2026 by The Quizzler
Across: 1 - Green Lantern 7 - Rodrick 8 - Burrito 9 - KO 10 - Lego 13 - Rollerblades 18 - Salamander 20 - Heroism 21 - Nuance 22 - Auctioned Down: 1 - George Lucas 2 - Eroding 3 - Napier 4 - Turbo 5 - Nebraska 6 - Depose 9 - Kneepads 11 - Or 12 - Abhorrent 14 - Read more...
Moaningful Confessions: Issue 3
Posted 12:14pm Sunday 8th March 2026 by Lady Pain Grey
Ah… Second year. The time that life feels like it is peaking – and it absolutely was. I was flatting with my best friends, I still had all my summer money and exams hadn't started yet. It was that sweet spot in the semester between St Paddy's and Hyde Street Party. Nothing felt Read more...
Letters: Issue 3 2025
Posted 12:03pm Sunday 8th March 2026 by Critic Staff
AN OPEN LETTER ABOUT THE FUTURE OF CRITIC TE ĀROHI Last year, I had the honour of judging the Aotearoa Student Press Awards, where Critic Te Ārohi capped off its 100th birthday by winning Best Publication for the 13th time in the last 20 years. Critic Te Ārohi is not only Read more...
Horoscopes: Issue 3 2026
Posted 11:53am Sunday 8th March 2026 by The Orb
Scorpio Your lecturer keeps mumbling and refuses to wear their mic right, causing that all-too-familiar antsy feeling to creep back in. So this time, rather than changing your whole degree again, try going to UniPol and get that serotonin hit that makes you feel grounded. Your perfect crime: Read more...
OUSA giving students a reason to engage
Posted 11:49am Sunday 8th March 2026 by Flynn Nisbett
OUSA is the green sign on the way into town, Clubs and Socs, and the people that run O-Week. That is what we are, but it isn’t all we are. Some think OUSA should be just a service provider, steering clear of taking political stances in fear of alienating some. Others think it should Read more...
Editorial: Optimism isn’t dead yet
Posted 11:46am Sunday 8th March 2026 by Hanna Varrs
If you’ve been on the internet recently, you may have noticed the world feels like it’s turning to shit. While we’re not here to say whether it’s all gonna be okay or not, we are here to preach the concept of optimism. Being Co-Editors requires thick skin and Read more...
Better Cones and Garden: A Look Through The Hole in the Wall
Posted 11:27am Sunday 8th March 2026 by Jonathan McCabe
What happens when you – or someone you invited – destroys the walls of your flat? In the first edition of this brand new column, I speak to two students who have had to deal with the fallout of a rager turned rage room. Throughout this series I, a nosy neighbour on a relentless Read more...


