ODT Watch | Issue 4

ODT Watch | Issue 4

ODT Watch has been contacted by humans (unusual for us) asking whether we doctor the ODT’s headlines to make them funnier. We would like to formally deny this slander. The ODT is funny enough without having to change a thing.

Case in point:

What followed was a whimsical tale of an albatross going near a bus stop. Riveting second page news.

 

This week all the middle-aged people had a secret meeting about a serious issue.

They expect to have it under wraps come June.

 

Is the piano gone? Was it ever really there? Can any sense be made amidst the multitude of cawing voices?

 

And finally, in a rare moment of sobriety, this week the ODT was flooded with existential dread.

This article first appeared in Issue 4, 2017.
Posted 11:11am Sunday 19th March 2017 by Charlie O’Mannin.